The only thing more awkward than that exchange was MGK’s all yellow fit. Machine Gun Kelly (MGK) gives an extremely awkward interview at the Formula 1 Sao Paulo Grand Prix. I present to you LeBron James and Kevin Love from Monday night: But even moreso, performing such handshakes in public and in front of cameras. You know what’s nowhere near as funny as a dad joke? Really old dads performing choreographed handshakes. Drop those to me on X, or email me: LeBron James, Kevin Love & Other Really Old Dads Need To Stop With The Handshakes Maybe we’ll make this a thing (unless we have to take off work to vote). Have a good, random closet find? Send it my way. Here’s a sample of what’s inside, courtesy of page 74: My kids gave this to me for Father’s Day one year and I forgot how incredible it is. Those were the days…Photo c/o my iPhone).Ĭan you tell I’m a Browns fan? This is from the good ol’ days when we rooted for an undersized QB on Sundays rather than one who cranks it in front of unsuspecting Massage Envy employees. However, the fine folks at Great Lakes make a hell of Christmas Ale if you’re ever in Northeast, OH. Truth be told, they were absolutely terrible. A few years back Cleveland-based Great Lakes Brewing Company dropped a limited supply of these. This is one can left over from a six pack of NFL Hall of Famer Joe Thomas beers. (73 Kolsch, aka “Joe Thomas beer.” Photo c/o my iPhone). I can’t have him running around unpackaged with my wife in the house. But I haven’t had it in me to unbox Flair just yet. A friend of mine gifted this to me for a birthday several years ago and he and I both intended for The Nature Boy to end up on my desk. Yeah, that is most definitely a Ric Flair action figure (don’t ever call it a doll). Goodwill will soon have most of the stuff I hadn’t uncovered in years, but I did save a few items from my wife’s reach and had to share the four best. I cleaned my closet and found some absolute gems. Unless I told the judge I identified as a 6th grader. I don’t just randomly yell things at 6th grade boys. What did I do besides vote – and scream at 6th boys to box out? I coach basketball. Though I would argue I’m worth at least half that much. But, like the NBA’s well-rested gazillionaires, I was off yesterday and shockingly enough, I do not have an annual salary of $11 million. What’s this have to do with anything? Well, not a whole lot. It’s all for show.īesides, what the hell was I supposed to bet on last night with no NBA points+rebounds+assists parlays to toy around with? I’m a big NBA fan (don’t hold it against me). Mail-in ballots and absentee ballots were still a thing last time I checked. Keep in mind, voting in most places takes what, maybe 10-20 minutes tops? Can an NBA player not find the time to do so without the threat of missing their 7:30 pm tip off? On the road? OK, no problem. The rest of us? Well, we conquer the impossible and find a way to vote before or after punching the clock for our 9-to-5’s and dropping the kids to practice. These mostly 20somethings also need a random Tuesday in November off to head down to the polls if they so choose. Yes, the league whose player salaries literally average $11 million per season, is of the opinion that frequent “load management” isn’t enough time away. If you didn’t already know, the league does not schedule games for election day. How’d you spend your Tuesday? Along with the entire NBA, I was off. We’re getting daytime lap dances, talking numbers with Cam Newton, putting money on Eastern Michigan (but not the NBA) and playing air guitar with Machine Gun Kelly.Įxciting stuff, right? So prepare to hit the bank for some singles and uncork your finest boxed wine…īut first, let’s circle back to yesterday.
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